Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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