Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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