I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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