About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.