i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.