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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me

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  These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.

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  Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.

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