He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together