Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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