how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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