He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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