I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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