fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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