my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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