if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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