HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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