she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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