"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
