Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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