It's like God shit irony all over that family
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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