I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just had sex on a roof
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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