So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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