addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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