I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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