i already hear my dad disowning me
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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