the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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