so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize