ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
you never un-have a 4some
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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