1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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