my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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