Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
