im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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