all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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