I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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