New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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