Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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