Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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