Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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