I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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