am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
My vagina is officially offended.
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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