dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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