who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We left an ass print on the piano.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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