I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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