We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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