You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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