Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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