That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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