you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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