Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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