I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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