The brown eye won't let me do that either.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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