I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I am one with the molecules
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
