I hope mine doesn't look like that
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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