Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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