This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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